[url= THINGS I CANNOT DENY: March 2006

Thursday, March 30, 2006

HAPPY HNT!!!!



i think if you look closely you can see my cheeks :) Sorry i don't have any better pics right now!!!!!

HAPPY HNT!

posted by Denial Queen @ 12:29 PM  6 comments

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

One more of the mini-kilt....




I wish it had not been so cold out....

Would've loved to have danced in that outfit all night!

posted by Denial Queen @ 6:07 AM  13 comments

Monday, March 27, 2006

Viva the Mini-kilt!!!



Here is the first of many of the mini-kilt, school girl looks.....

BTW- It was a bit chily out there......

posted by Denial Queen @ 12:50 PM  0 comments

TXIH Weekend...ViVa the mini-Kilt!!!!

What a great weekend ! Much like my fellow blog buddy TW I'm going to post more later..pics...that is! Thanks to PORNAROTTI for being kind and not taking any ...errr....below the mini-kilt pics. (Well at least not posting them ...hehehe).

Here are some funny quotes, sayings and general things that were said or I heard related in the world of BRRRR I think if you know me they make sense:

"Oh, YOUR'RE BRRRR...." (Lost Her Pussy) on the pub crawl.....that one always makes you go ...hmmm....

" You look like a Rock Star" (Heavin Semen as she picked me up to go to TXIH)-

"You packed 5 pairs of shoes, how many are you going to wear a day??!?!?" (The Body at the registration table) BTW- Body I ended up buying abother pair from BABs so in total I had 6 pairs of shoes. And many , many hash wardobe changes...

"Do you like anal?!?!?" (Gaylord F*cker- on the Pub Crawl)- um, Gaylord.....no

" Be careful , you are sitting on my boys" (Chief WW on the pub crawl) - I am so sorry, Chief WW! I'll have to make it up too you someday...

"It's been about an hour , are you ready for a new wardrobe change?" ( Ass Grabber)

"You have the cutest little hash outfits" (Bonesucker/Baby G)- thanks and you all do too!!!!! Couldn't get ideas without you all...

"There are MANY funny things about you , BRRR" (Dick the Boy Wonder) thanks- I hope that's a compliment?!?!?

"We'll be glad to hold him down for you....while you knee him in the ...." and "He's a sprinter, yep.....first sign of a relationship getting too serious" (anonymous)

" I'll be kind and not take any under the kilt photos" (Pornarotti) thanks man for getting my back!

"She's got the 14 year old school girl look going" (The body)

"Is that what you do when a guy wants a Bjob you turn your head and give him your ear?" (anonymous) ...ummm...sure...that's always an option

More later ...when I can remember them!

Asked to add "Stop bringing the bees over by me"- from one allergic person to another....have EPI pen will travel! and

"some people hash to run trail and socialize, others hash to prowl on women......" hmmm....something to ponder.....

posted by Denial Queen @ 10:34 AM  8 comments

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

SXSW-Antics BLOGGER /CHRONICLE PARTY

So there I was a typical Monday wondering what to do...
One of my friends in the soft-ware industry tells me about this party for BLOGGER at CLUB-DE-VILLE that starts at 6:30. I'm thinking "net-work, techie geeks?" hmmm........let's go check it out!

We get there at about 6:45 and the line is curling around the block.....we meet some people covering some bands for an Italian music magazine in Milan. Finally, after about 30 minutes in line we get into CLUB-DE-VILLE. Free food,open bar and lots, and lots of computer , techie geeks. Somehow, I missed out on the free BLOGGER t-shirts and caps........damn it.

Some of the people I do remember meeting are; DAN FREED and KINGA (?) of GOOGLE INTERACTIVE TV out of San. Francisco California, MICHAEL HERNANDEZ for (SI) spanish language tv out of los angeles. Many , many cool , cool people and great, FREE foo, open bar and a dj.

After spending about 30 minutes walking around I hear..."Hey on-on.......BRRR...". I stop and wonder...hmmm....hasher I know from out of town? We turn around and it is none other than Austin's own, "FLASH". He asks me what I'm doing here and what I think of this party etc. Then tells us about the CHRONICLE PARTY with TRISH MURPHY/CHARLIE SEXTON going on later that night at La Zona Rosa. We hang out for a little while longer at the BLOGGER party and then go over to LA ZONA ROSA.

The CHRONICLE party was far less cool.....well...let me explain. This was the Film party and NOT the interactive crew. The people were great to people watch but FAR less approachable than the BLOGGER party. It was definetely more L.A. hits Austin...

Managed to meet again some really cool people and ran into "SOCIAL RETARD" at about midnight. Also saw Austin Mayor WILL WYNN cruising LA ZONA ROSA and jamming to CHARLIE SEXTON. Great to see all the Austinites out supporting great events...
Movies I was told to see:
TV junkie (documentary)
BATTE-Road to somewhere (documentary-UK)

SXSW ROCKS!

posted by Denial Queen @ 6:31 AM  5 comments

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Happy HNT!!!!



Ok, I couldn't find any butt pics.....BUT here are my legs and arms.....

This is on the Northside of Chicago I think the place was Janina's.

posted by Denial Queen @ 6:38 AM  2 comments

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Spring Training....Baseball is BACK!!!!!

Today was not a great day in baseball as a Minnesota Twin legend passed away...Kirby Puckett.....
He was one of my favorite players.

On a brighter note though...SPRING TRAINING is in full swning ( no pun intended :) My "desk" boyfriends /bobbleheads: Paulie Konerko, Johnny Damon and Jason Varitek are ready for another thrilling season. (BTW- they are all "HGH" Human Growth Hormone free....serious plastic...but to the best of my knowledge "HGH" free) unlike Barry Bonds...sad, really.

Atlhough, I have to now paint a NEW YORK YANKEES uniform on my BOSTON RED-SOX JOHNNY DAMON...grrr....
At least, PAUL KONERKO and JASON VARITEK stayed true to their teams.....wooohoo. BTW- if you are ever at a loss for what to get me as a gfit my desk bobblehead team is always looking for more players.....
Is that a hint or what?!?!?

Anyway, baseball always brings back memories for me of sitting at Wrigley Field or US Cellular Field (formerly Comiskey Park) in Chicago. It all started in 1995 with a former neighbor of mine, STEVE SAX (former Rookie of the Year for the LA DODGERS). Fast forward to the elevator at about 11:00 p.m. on a Sunday night....STEVE SAX coming back from a road-trip, me coming back from San Francisco. I said , "Where are the doormen when you need them to help with your luggage?!?!?" haha

One quick elevator trip later .....we had plans to lay by the pool the next day. I had NO idea who this guy was.....I found out real fast. At the pool, my friend , flight attendant for United and former ST. LOUIS CARDINAL p.r. person, says "Holy crap, That's STEVE SAX!!!!!" Again, I had NO idea...I just looked at her and said , "We met last night coming up in the elevator from trips...."

Well, a few more times of laying at the pool, dinner and a few drinks I finally figured out who put the "WHORE" in the "MANWHORE"....it was STEVE SAX!!! Don't let that cameo role on the t.v. show the "SIMPSONS" fool you...SAXIE boy is a full fledged "MANWHORE". (only rivaled at that time by WADE BOGGS and MAUDE ADAMS) Who knew he was just separated and had kids?!?!?!? I was just freshly divorced...silly me.

LET"S PLAY BALL!!!!!

posted by Denial Queen @ 6:09 PM  7 comments

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Bagel Fest 5K- Where's the Schmear and Coffee???

The annual BAGEL FEST 5K at the DELL JCC here in Austin started out on a better note than last year. This year they had police coverage for the streets and no driving rain to delay the start for 30 minutes. YIPEE!!!

Morning festivities began with getting my chip and talking with fellow GILBERT'S GAZELLE's runners and ROGUE runner and trainer extradinaire: RUTH ENGLAND.
Not more than 5 minutes later the Gov his , RICK PERRYness,comes on over to make small talk.....jimney x-mas this guy made EXTREMELY small talk! (Well he was wearing his Texas A& M racing shirt) then after some truly gnaw your arm off boring conversation "The GOV" decided that us unimportant GILBERT"S GAZELLE's weren't worth talking to he walked up and started chatting with PAUL CARROZZA (owner of RUNTEX.) I hope they had a far more stimulating conversation.....yea.....whatever! Hope the bats under the Congress Avenue bridge invade the capital building.

Finally , race time came and we all lined up (including THE GOV and his secret service goons...) Anyway, a quick 21 minutes through the neighborhood and I was ready for a bagel! This year's race was a little bigger so, instead of being 2nd overall woman I was 5th (damn 14 year old girls!!!!! ;LOL) Anyway, went in and the bagels were flowing like water......all flavors. Even Krispy Kreme donuts....PUT DOWN THE KRISPY KREME the voice in my head said!!!

I broke down and had a chocolate chip bagel . (damn KRISPY KREMES) I started to look for some cream cheese (schmear) to break up the chewiness of the bagel. no luck....no schmears, no hot chocolate, no coffee, no Sprite , nada, nothing! I was wondering if the "GOV" had hid a secret stash somehwere?!?!?!?

So after many minutes of standing around awards were handed out (1st age group for me!!!) and it was time for my massage!
My massage was pretty decent 10 minute FREE massage,...did I mention it was FREE???? Anyway, couldn't beat the price. After the massage, awards and chewy bagels I looked around to see who was still there....no more "GOV", no more PAUL CARROZZA (of RUNTEX) and no more GILBERT"s GAZELLE's.

It was finally time to escape the Bagel Fest 2006 before the Purim Carnival began at the DEll JCC. I wonder if the "GOV" came back for the Purim carnival........

posted by Denial Queen @ 3:31 PM  2 comments

Friday, March 03, 2006

Friday Humour



I just had to do this! This is hysterical.....

posted by Denial Queen @ 6:28 AM  4 comments

Thursday, March 02, 2006

MIB's Las Vegas....Happy HNT!!!



Ok, ok, so I couldn't find one of me....
The MIB's here are nekkid under their...robes!!!!

What a crazy night that was......

posted by Denial Queen @ 6:40 AM  3 comments

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Hash Drama....

Seems everywhere you look at times there is drama.

I'm dealing with more than I can handle right now. I had been in a ...errr....um.....I guess "relationship" with an out of town hasher (very close to my blog name). A situation has arisen which keeps me UNFORTUNATELY involved with this person.

Anyway, this "thorn in my side" otherwise known as a "prick" has decided much AGAINST my desires to come to an event in which I kindly asked him not too.
Insensitive? Credulous? or Just plain spiteful...who knows.

What to do ? What to do????



http://www.team-manwhore.com/
http://www.teammanwhore.com <- Maybe he can go shopping so he can proudly display his heart on his ...errr...body!

posted by Denial Queen @ 1:02 PM  4 comments

Sponsorship...What's the Deal???

If any of you out there have ever dealt with ahtletic sponsorhsip (shoes, races, teams, product) you know its BRUTALLY competitive. In the past, I have been blessed with always having good sponsor from the time I was in high school playing tennis (WILSON RAQUETS, ELLESSE CLOTHES, TOURNAGRIP etc.) to post -college with running.

Well 2006 started out with a bang as a former sponsor NIKE was back on the band-wagon with shoes , clothes and running gigs (they would even pay me!!!!) WOOOHOOOO!!!! SHOW ME THE CLIENTS....

Fast forward to February : NIKE kinda waffles on their deal with RUNTEX ( as they did in Dallas) ..WTF? I have shoes, clothes but no dates for the running gigs.......sad.

Then yesterday another former sponsor of mine POWERBAR sent me a package!!!! I think WOOOHOOO POWER BAR is up and running again aftger a two-year absence. The reality is I got a nice box of POWER BARS and a later explaining that since I was a former sponsored athlete that they are trying to give first time ahtletes a chance...blah....blah....blah....blah....

NIKE JUST DO IT!!!!!

posted by Denial Queen @ 5:51 AM  8 comments