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Monday, June 25, 2007

Monday Humor




Enjoy!

posted by Denial Queen @ 11:45 AM  1 comments

My 100th Post....any ideas??????

Talk amongst yourselves........

posted by Denial Queen @ 8:14 AM  0 comments

I'm BAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Just wanted to tease y'all.....

posted by Denial Queen @ 8:06 AM  0 comments

Friday, January 26, 2007

LEFTY LIVES ON!!!!!

Great news .....Lefty , the dear sidekick of Pancho, will be able to be spared!!!!!

My doctor is going to go ahead with a "lumpectomy" which will spare Lefty. (although they need to take about 25% of it). Soooooo...lucky me I get to visit with a plastic surgeon this week to upgrade Lefty when it is all healed.


I guess it will be known as the New and Improved Lefty? Inflatable Lefty?......

posted by Denial Queen @ 2:36 PM  7 comments

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Boob Formerly Known as Lefty.......

First Prince changed his name to a symbol and then went to the "artist formerly known as Prince".
Well, know it is my turn to follow in the likes of Prince. NO....I'm not becoming an african-american singer that wears platforms and an afro.

But.......

I need your help in renaming the boob that will be formerly known as "Lefty". Its side-kick "pancho" will still remain.

I am opening up the blog forum..............

(drum roll begins....)

posted by Denial Queen @ 2:54 PM  5 comments

Friday, January 12, 2007

Could it get any Worse????

I'm baccccccckkkkkkk....
Sorry about the vacation. Now that the holidays have come and gone I will not be doing my O.J Simpson impressions for awhile (no...not wearing mysterious black gloves and writing tell all books) but running through airports to catch the next plane.

Well this new year is already off to a BAD start. I had an unsual mammogram/ultra-sound in early December. So, this week I went for a my biopsies.

The news that one never wants to hear is now my reality. I have Stage 1 "Breast C". I cannot even spell out the word. Anyway, I am in good hands with an excellent surgeon here. I am going to have to get a modified radical masectomy (basically removal and reconstruction of my beloved "Lefty") Pancho is unharmed at this time and will carry on .

I have to talk to some plastic surgeons btw. now and my scheduled surgery.

Anyway, form what I know my prognosis is about 98% recovery. All I can say is be pro-active on your health!!!!

posted by Denial Queen @ 5:07 PM  7 comments

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Here Comes the Sun.....Beware

Remember when tanning was in? Well, no more my friends.

About a week ago I went to my dermatologist to get two (not one!) but two basal cell melanomas removed. Yep, I had skin cancer from the big ball in the sky.

Thankfully, my docor called and confirmed that they successfully removed all the cancerous cells.

So instead of two melanomas I now will have two scars one on each side of my legs.

I've affectionitely named them "Lurch" and "Uncle Fester". (not ever be confused with my boobs-Pancho and Lefty).

But what a new addition Lurch and Uncle Fester will make.....

posted by Denial Queen @ 3:57 PM  5 comments

Friday, October 06, 2006

Kids Do the Darndest Things...

Those of you who are parents,aunts , uncles or work with kids will appreciate this....

Thursday at work I overhead that a 5th grade girl brought a vibrator to school.

She explained to her male 5th grade teacher, "It relaxes me and makes me feel REALLY good."

He told his 5th grade female co-teacher that he had " A female non-dress code issue for her to work with." I think this incident took exactly 30 minutes to make its way through the entire school!

At least its better than bringing a gun to school. Vibrators for everyone!!!!!!

posted by Denial Queen @ 8:35 PM  5 comments

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Urban Dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com


For those words that just need a more "urban" definition.......

posted by Denial Queen @ 3:47 PM  0 comments

HAPPY Finger(NT)




Pretty much says it all

posted by Denial Queen @ 9:08 AM  1 comments